Monday, December 14, 2015

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If this wasn't the year of the QB for me, I don't know what would be. This have been one crazy season. First Alex Smith wanted to ruin my season, early.  I made it past that week and took another blow as Jamal Charles went down. I thought the plus side of that would be that I didn't have to ever watch another Chiefs game this year. God, the games were ugly. Alex Smith had to be one of the most scared QB's in the world. It worked for me. I didn't have him as my QB and when he got scared he would dump it to my guy JC for the easy points. I play in an PPR league. If you remember Cam Newton saved my season last week. Bringing me to 8 and 5, matching the number of bombs he dropped on the Saints. 


That was last week. I would like to welcome you to this week. The more I think about it, the more I should add to the title. I would like to thank the Atlanta Falcons for nothing.  Nothing at all. The Atlanta Falcons are the team I cheer for and most of the time pray for. By most of the time, I mean like 99%. They suck this year. Started hot and went as cold as booty in winter. Word to Method Man. 



Being real about the game. Actually let me jump back really fast. I spend around three days thinking who to start. Cooper or Watkins. Watkins of David Johnson. Murray or Johnson. I was going back and fourth and on the season as a whole, the only risk to start would have been Sammy Watkins. He was hit or miss and nothing between. 

Thursday Night Football came and I left David Johnson on the bench. He got 17 points. It didn't piss me off. Cause just as fast as he got 17 he could have did bad. No sweat off my back. 

Back to the Falcons. So I knew that the Falcons would not win the game. I seen them play all my life. I enter the games without high hopes as they took as many L's as Meek Mill. I just wanted the Falcons to stay in the game. Score some TD's. I have Julio and I want to not see his season get wasted. 


The game started about as bad and as good as it can. Jonathan Stewart on my Fantasy team and when he broke for 40. I jumped for joy and punched the sky later. He went on to score the TD and here we go. Falcons about to come right back at them. It's on. I'll save you the highlights, cause it wasn't any highlights. Not even one. The Falcons rolled over and went into a ball hoping the damn game would end. 



I don't know if people that bet on games bet on teams they love but I for one, hated to see my team get ran over. Cam Newton is my QB in fantasy and he had 3 TD's at halftime. Yay? I guess. I was feeling sick. I started to feel a different sick when the Falcons was getting beat so bad that Cam sat basically the rest of the game. There goes my points. 22 is cool but he would have had 50 at this rate.  Julio, like always not being used by the Falcons as he clocked in 15 points and no TD. Check this out. The damn team didn't even have him in on a 4th down at the goal line. Okay, this is not about to be a rant about the Falcons. I'll move on. 


I'll move on to the Raiders.  Remember when I said that watching Alex Smith was painful? Well, Derek Carr was worse yesterday. Most of the blame can be placed on the line, I know this. Still  Cooper was open on most of the plays and he wasn't getting the ball. At all. He ended the day with a fucking doughnut. Zero points. Zero. I have a chart for you. 






This is not the most up to date but you get the point. I don't know what Cooper and Carr are going thru but AC/DC need to get it together. Let me not forget about Murray. He didn't get me a doughnut but he got me two bread sticks. Two points. The funny thing about this, he scored a TD but they called the most bullshit false start ever. The line was really not holding up yesterday. 

I ended the day with 104 to his 85. Thanks in part to Russel throwing 5 TD's for him. He had Hopkins and Gronk left to play. 19 points was the different that he needed the two to make up. 20 to win. They wasn't even sure that Gronk was even going to play in the game. I was worried more about Hopkins then anything.
  

Welp. To have this long story short. Gronk got 18 and Hopinks chipped in 8. I would have won if Cooper and Murray would have done more or anything for the Radiers. I would have also won if I started David Johnson. Who knew that the leader for rookie of the year would have the QB that can't see. 

Season over. Thanks for nothing





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Saturday, December 12, 2015

Friday, December 11, 2015

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 Joining the list of Christmas-themed kicks is a new collaboration between Packer Shoes and Ewing Athletics. The footwear specialists have given the throwback basketball silhouettes a festive update, utilizing a crisp premium leather upper and contrasting touches of red and green along the lacing, heel strap and midsole, while a golden 33 buckle adds a little shine. Finished off with perforations along the tongue and ankle support, pick up the aptly named Packer Shoes x Ewing 33 Hi “Miracle on 33rd St.” alongside the retailer’s other collaborative items with the likes of Starter and New Era.



Tuesday, December 8, 2015

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This has to be one of the weeks that make someone like me drink (I never drink before). Well this past weekend. I thought that the week Alex Smith was trying to fuck everybody was bad. This was worse.  For one, I had the team that would have me walking to wins each week. Cam Newton, Julio, Jamal Charles, Jimmy Graham, Amari Cooper and Latavius Murray to name the highlights. 

 As you know, Jamal Charles crashed and Jimmy followed too. I been able to pick up players along the way (David Johnson) and Sammy Watkins started to play football again. 

That's not what this is about. This is about the luck that I needed to have to win this past week. 

 The weekend started with about all my players but Julio having an 4:25 game. The person I played had some good players but not too good. At least that's what I thought. That was till Allen 'Fuck You Javaris" Robinson of the Jags dropped 43 on my ass. 'It's fucking over before it even started". I said as I walked around pissed. 

 I needed cam to try and at least bridge the gap. So you can just about see the look on my face as Cam started to have the bad game against the Saints. Of all the times I need for him to be about it.  

I just knew that I was fucked and the three seed was something that I would just be putting in the grass. 




I guess he heard me and all the other owners yelling at the TV as he ran in for a TD. 'Let's go". I was hype. It started to get even sweeter when he pitch the ball to the running ball for the TD. 

You see, I also have Stewart. The running back for the Panthers. So that counted as two TD's for me. Sweet baby Jesus. The team was rolling. No thanks to Ginn dropping three bombs. I had taken the league by 45 as the night ended. Well right before it ended. Drew found Brandon Cooks and that TD dropped me to around 35 points of my lead.  I was swearing. 

Why? Because the dude I was playing had Dez, McFadden and Witten. He had to be thinking that they would cover the points. I couldn't see it not happening. 

Monday night came and it was going my way the whole time. Washington was miking the clock and I was on cloud nine. That was till the last five minutes of the game. It started when Washington just let McFadden walk into the endzone. I started to feel weak. They traded punts for about two series and on this one punt. Where it seem like the game was going to end. I mean it was going to be over. All the team from Washington had to do was handle the punt. Go down and kick the field goal. End this thing. Nope. Desean Jackson had to be so fancy. He thought he was playing Madden for a minute. Just like Madden, he fumbled the ball. 


I blacked out after that as Dez started to catch and Witten started to catch one too. TD. McFadden. I swear I started to hate Fantasy football and everything to do with it. Like, how did I get here? Why play this shit? I started to pull for the game to be over as fast as possible. I'm talking about the team from Washington getting all the way to the endzone and give the ball up again fast. That would be nice. Since the Cowboys had the lead and didn't have to do anything else. 

Nope. I couldn't even get that. Fuck life. Desean wanted to make up for the fumble with catching a bomb. Ugh. Of all the times for this team to want to play. 

"GO FOR TWO". I yelled as loud as one man can yell. You would think I was the biggest fan of that team from Washington. They didn't. They tied the game and I prayed to God. 





I really got on my knees and asked God to help a brother out. Needed the Cowboys to get down the field and kick a field goal to win. I wasn't taking the chance of one of  the three to score. At this point I'm up by 12 nasty points.  

 First pass goes to Bryant the next goes to Witten. "Maybe God hates me". I ask myself. The next three plays was the most Cowboys thing I ever seen. They went to Bryant and I thought I was about to blow my mind clear out my head. He catches it and gives them another first down. Wait, he was outta bounds. He was outta bounds. It also wasn't an catch. 'God you love me". I think as the next play is broken up as Witten tried to catch and the next is outta bounds. 4th down and I'm over here wishing on a fucking star. 

 The Cowboys line up to kick. I'm back on my knees and I'm praying to all the Gods. All of them were going to hear me tonight. I left no stone under turned. 

 The Cowboys hike and as he's feet touch the ball I spaced out as I watch the kick. As I watch the kick fly right between the goal post and I seal the win. 

 I was running around the house like I was a Cowboy fan. 

Life shouldn't be like this. 

Life should be like this.  

Life.


 


 

Saturday, December 5, 2015

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The one I wanted to upload was too hot. I mean way too hot. Got banned everywhere.


Friday, December 4, 2015

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Thursday, December 3, 2015

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

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 As we sit now. We're 23 days till Christmas. Are you ready? You should be ready since the middle of last month with all the commercials. At this point, we will be seeing all this in September. Matter fact. Don't ruin my birthday month like that. Chill 

Anyways. Today I'm here to show you something that will make your boyfriend love you forever. Fighting the feeling to quote Outkast right now. Every man needs to own a suit. I'm trying something pretty different with this one.  This is something I can see somebody wearing to the Play Boy mansion. If you buying this for your boyfriend, he better not be going to the Play Boy mansion. I got y'all back. He better be wearing this to dinner,with you. 

Navy leather look brief case
Since we being pretty fancy, you need this pretty fancy leather brief case, Letting people know that when you out here, you really about your business. I'm really feeling this and the look of the leather is always a nice touch. Plus having two ways you can carry is always great. Just please use the handle. That's it. Unless you running for some reason. 


 Light wash ripped stretch.
For this look. I'm feeling like this needs to be lighter on the pants. When you see the jacket, you will know what I mean by this. If I was to go suit pants feel, it would be too much. I hate the people that do too much. We being cool on this one. 

 Bead and leather bracelets
This doesn't really go with anything. They will just be fly for whenever. I can see this when you have like a t-shirt. That's what I would match with this. It makes the t-shirt stand out more. Cause I hate having my arms naked.





 Noose and monkey black blazer
This is the jacket I was telling y'all about. This is the jacket we going to try something new with this one. I get the 80's pimp vibe to it. Only they would have pants to match. Again, doing too much. Never do too much. Keep it simple when you getting fancy. 

I shouldn't find any shoes to go with this one. But the ones I have in mind in my closet is some tan loafers. The ones right here.  Still sold out.




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Tuesday, December 1, 2015

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My take on the Marc Jacobs 'PTSYI' campaign. 

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