Men's Met Gala T-Shirt

I don't know about you. But for me, I didn't go to the Mel Gala this year. I just didn't have any time and it always falls on the wrong days. I also didn't have the money for how much plates cost for the event. That better be some good food for that money. Yikes. All the money goes to the Met (which I visit often) so it's all good in the end. I got this shirt so it's all one in the same. 

 Signature Dea Sweatpants

Normally, normally. Normally, I wasn't this flashy with it come to some bottoms. One color and call it a day. No need for it to be overdone in any way. But this Versace, you can't go simple. Versace didn't start making clothes for you me to be out here dressing regularly.  Get flashy. 

Medusa Chain Bracelet

For the left. I love this one about as much as I love my other.  I might like this one more. It features the thick links and the three heads. Might become a go-to choice. 

 

 
If you like this one, be sure to check out other "Dress Like Javaris". 

Bob has a tattoo of his nose and mustache on his back.

I always knew that Bob had this wildlife. He has lived. He drank outta a Lizard’s tail one time. No, really he did. 

Archer Is Bob, Bob is Archer    

Gretchen asks Linda to help her host "marital aid" parties for women. For each different group of women, Linda and Gretchen adapt their strategies, such as making up stories about Bob's lack of sexual prowess in order to break the ice, and better sell the sex toys. Meanwhile, Bob is apprehensive when he fills in for his friend as the cook for a college fraternity, Beta Upsilon Pi. However, he finds the frat's members—including Pud, Hefty Jeff, and Turd—to be down to earth, dorky, and friendly. Pud, the Beta president, explains that they are unpopular and are constantly being pranked by the snooty rival frat, the Alphas. They get Bob to assist them in retaliating against the Alphas by driving them to the Alphas' frat house for a prank. (they put a rotting fish into the outside unit of a central a/c system. This air never actually goes into the house so the prank is no real prank at all) In celebration of his involvement, the Betas have him drink from the frat house treasure: Beta, a hollowed out, taxidermied iguana that was once the house mascot. 

 Season Five. Episode Twenty-one "The Oeder Games" 

The tenants of Ocean Avenue meet in Bob's restaurant to talk about Mr. Fischoeder's latest rent increase, which none of them can afford. Bob rallies the other tenants to join him in a rent strike if Fischoeder will not price their rent more reasonably. Together, all the tenants go to Fischoeder's place to deliver their demand. In response, Fischoeder proposes a water balloon fight on his entire property saying that, though the losers will suffer the rent increase, the winner will have their rent cut in half. Though Bob tries to convince the other tenants not to participate they quickly fold, grabbing balloons and going into hiding. Louise and the rest of the family conspire to protect Bob, who refuses to attack anyone. 

Fun Facts 

Bob Burgers has a cookbook. 

I want to say cookbook(s), cause you have the one with loot crate and you have the other one. The one with Loot Crate is the cool one. It comes in this little box shaped like the restaurant. You know, the one I was telling y'all to buy. The cookbook features all the burgers from the show on nice thick cards that are paired with amazing artwork. Serving as an art piece as much as recipes.