Wednesday, December 23, 2015

David Johnson And The 213 Points I Dropped In Fantasy This Week #FantasyFootball

This year has by far been the crazies I have ever been apart of.  I have only made post in the past when it was playoff time. I just didn't have much to say about the seasons. This one. This one here has been about as hot as R.Kelly neck when being grilled by Caroline Modarressy-Tehrani. This week has been the greatest week in my fantasy history. I been playing for three years and as a two time champ this is a first. 

I have never put basically the perfect lineup. I picked all the right moves at the right time. 

 We both pieces of shit for our team names. We going to hell. I better bring some water. Last week I made the mistake of not starting David Johnson. Not this week. I was going to die on the field with him this time. I was not second guessing this one. I started the day not really sure about how it would go. After Julio finally found the endzone. It was like the drop of the plate on the floor. I finished the early games with 95 points off three players. 

Shoutout to the G-Men. Y'all good in my book. Thanks to y'all, Cam didn't get any rest. Get out there and toss them TD's. We need them. I welcome all five. OBJ might have been out on the field losing his mind but that TD helped me and my fight to the chip. Sidenote, I don't have much to write about this blowout in my matchup: Josh Norman is the type of person to start the fight and run to his Momma lying about who started it after he got his ass beat. Sure, OBJ shouldn't have kept going but you shouldn't have hit the on switch. 

Back to the blow out. 

I didn't even have my eyes and thoughts on the fact that I could get to 200. I just hope that Amari would be nice enough to get me 10 points. That's all I wanted after that shit last week. It wasn't on him but still. Dang. 

He came through and what a day to be alive, 30 points. I don't know what to do with myself. I joked about being on pace for 200 at this point and said this would be the week that David Johnson would be Darren Mcfadden. That's just the way my luck goes. I can't be all the way great in this. Just happy/lucky to win. That's fantasy football in one line. 

David Johnson dropped the silent 44 on the Eagles. Remember when they said that the Eagles would be team to beat this year? Welp. So much for that. I hope they get RG3. That's the only way it can work. You not tricking anybody into thinking the QB you have now will run. 

That bomb he dropped left me with 197 with only Ben Watson to play. You know, the Georgia boy. A Damn Good Dawg. I thought it would be the perfect way to end my great weekend. Normally watching Monday Night Football is me full of sweat and praying and hoping for life to not end on this night.  This would be a great change. Cause it's 
no way Brandon Cooks was going to score 100 points alone to make up the different. 

My hope for 200 points was not to be seen for the first half of the game. I thought maybe he wasn't even playing at one point. Catching one pass and never to be seen again for the most part. I didn't know what Drew was doing but I didn't like it. He better stop playing with me. I already don't like the Aints as is. He was making me hate them even more. Throw to that other tight end one more time. I dare you.

He did. He did twice. 

My night of relax turned to the pool of sweat only for different reasons.  Nobody wants to hear about a 198 game. That's weak, about as weak as writing about 200 cause this is blah at most too. Writing about blowouts are weak to me. If I was going to write about a blow out it better be the 200 points in Fantasy. 

10:55pm came and Drew remembered that he had somebody on his team that can do this funny thing. Call catching the ball. 200. The next play a TD to Watson was broken up but I didn't care. I hate the Aints. I got what I needed. I'm selfish like that. 

Later in the game he scored a TD and I started to like the sound of 213 better then 200. Now that I think about it. Thank God I got 213. I had 214 and a point was taken back. You know how mad I would be if I had 200 and then woke up to 199. I would be mad as hell. 

Anyways, it's been real. See you next week? The way this season goes, that's a yeah.

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